Bunker Explorer T-Shirts

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.