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Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Clandestine cows.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Safe harbour

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'It's been taken care of.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Speleologist

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?