Underground Enthusiasts Gifts

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Safe harbour

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'It's been taken care of.'

Speleologist

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience