Undercover Enthusiasts Gifts

"No, I'm not working undercover, Timmy. School librarians are allowed to use public libraries."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

In Disguise.

Directions.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Undercover Agent

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

Balloon Thrill Ride

'It's a long story...'

Incognito Cheshire

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."