Covert Enthusiast Gifts

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Clandestine cows.

Company Ink.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

In Disguise.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Wiccapedia.

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

Can't you just text me..?

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Mission Impossible

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Lobster potion.

Government "Information" Agency.