Secret Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Company Ink.

Top Secret Files

Daniel Craig caricature

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Secret Identity Theft.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Gigolo Diary

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Someone carries a torch for you!

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

Government "Information" Agency.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Catching each other's gaze.