Occult Enthusiast Gifts

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'Bad dog! No biscuit!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Horror

"Hail, Satan...!!"

Paranormal A-Z...

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

"This had better be important! I was in the middle of Antiques Roadshow..."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Going down?"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Fortune Teller

Lobster potion.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Today: Hot Yoga.

He's my vaguely familiar.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Yo, give me 666!"

'Could you take me through it once more? From the moment you said you couldn't pay the witch doctor's fee.'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"