Occult Admirer Gifts

Bad Rhymes

Sorcery weapon

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Don't laugh it's paid for (bumper sticker)

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The wine-shop

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monster Baseball

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."