Invisible Admirer Gifts

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

bird interprets modern art

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Magic Tricks

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Monster Baseball

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Prisoner still life painting.

Elusive Shadow.