Undead Admirer Gifts

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It says here we only eat 10% of our brains.'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Wotan with eye patch

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Halloween Selfie

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Meowlzebub

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Candy Corn Dracula