Undead Aficionado Gifts

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints

Zombies love ice fishing

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Vlad the Inhaler

Paranormal A-Z...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'We've re-branded.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'