Undead Culture Admirer Gifts

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Nun Fight.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Monster Baseball

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Sun Worshipers

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Improv Night

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints