Undead Appreciator Gifts

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

I Pagliacci

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Walking dead letter file."