Doomsday Appreciator Gifts

'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Apocalypse Research Center

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Doomsday marketing

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"You took your time!"

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

Michelangelo's David

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

Noah's Ark Being Towed.