Doomsday Appreciator Gifts

'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Apocalypse Research Center

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

Doomsday marketing

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"The end of the world is nigh."

The End is Nigh

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

Michelangelo's David

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

"You took your time!"

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').