Apocalypse Appreciator Gifts

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

"It's the end of civilization, true. But the television is superb."

"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"You've changed."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Anything good on tonight?'