Apocalypse Appreciators Gifts

"Just junk mail."

"Nobody cares any more."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Monster Clown

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Prepper Dog

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

End Of The World - Business Edition

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

New York Gondolier

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'