Apocalypse Enthusiast Gifts

Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.

The End is Nighish

The world coming to an end

The end is near.

"I see they've cut interest rates again."

The End is Near

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

The End of the World

The world is coming to an end again.

"And then one day the grid went down and never came back up."

'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'

'The end is near.'

Spam - best before end of world.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'If only I knew when! What a unique event-sponsorship opportunity.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Noooooooooo!'

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

(The world is coming to an end)

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

'A 'Horseman of the Apocalypse' or not, my motto is 'safety first'!'

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The world will end tomorrow!

'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End Time Bookstore: "No Credit"

How to Profit From Armageddon.

World ends in 2012?

"Can you be more specific?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Hang on – pestilence is posting an anti-vax meme.