Apocalyptic Aficionado Gifts

Don't look up - Covid 19 Comet Heading For Earth

The End is Nigh

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

End Of The World - Business Edition

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The Future

Doomsday marketing

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'