Apocalypse Fan Gifts

End Is Near

"Say, isn't that the guy who used to draft legal documents at our law firm?"

'So should I bother with dinner?'

"Bloody Hell Famine! Was that your stomach?"

The end is near merchandise store

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

An ant holds a plackard saying 'The End is Near' - and someone is about to sit on him.

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

"He never was one for long shots."

Stableboy for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: No Signal

"Can you hang around for a couple of hours, buddy?"

"I just wish I was dying as part of a mass extinction."

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

The End is Nigh

"How many nights do you want to stay, sir? Okay...just kidding."

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

'-and don't let me see you around here tomorrow.'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

'Its a chick thing.'

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

Opportunist doom merchant

'If you haven't bought me a Christmas present, it really will end...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Heard you died

"I still want grandchildren.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."