Apocalypse Comedy Fan Gifts

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Tuesday, 2022

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier