Apocalypse Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"The end is relative."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Doomsday marketing

New York Gondolier

End of world nigh!!!

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