Apocalypse Humor Fans Gifts

A man sees a 'The end is near' sign and then falls off the sidewalk.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

New York Gondolier

End of world nigh!!!