Apocalypse Fans Gifts

"Looks like our school district is going to change again."

Monster Clown

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Apocalpyse falls on hard times: END TIMES

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'Sure he's a crackpot - but it's refreshing to find a polite crackpot.'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

"I'll have dessert first."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.