Apocalypse Fans Pillows

"Looks like our school district is going to change again."

Monster Clown

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Apocalpyse falls on hard times: END TIMES

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'Sure he's a crackpot - but it's refreshing to find a polite crackpot.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Time for bed, guys."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I'll have dessert first."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

The Future