Apocalypse Aficionados Pillows

"Yes, but what are your goals?"

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

'But I thought YOU would be the first to know!'

'Crazy bastard.'

"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

65 Million Years Ago

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The end of the world is nigh...

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

The End Was Near.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Tuesday, 2022

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'