Apocalypse Aficionados Pillows

"Yes, but what are your goals?"

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

'But I thought YOU would be the first to know!'

'Crazy bastard.'

"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

65 Million Years Ago

Bookstore. World Ends Tomorrow. Books for Doomies.

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The end of the world is nigh...

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'The Rapture! It happened! We've been left behind!'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

'Heh, heh! The minute there's a cold spell old misery guts is out with his placard.'

The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

The End Was Near.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Time for bed, guys."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Monster Clown

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pranking Zombies