Apocalypse Comedy Fan Pillows

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

Doomsday marketing

The Future

New York Gondolier

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'