Apocalypse Humor Lovers Pillows

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Doomsday marketing

New York Gondolier

End of world nigh!!!