"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Apocalypse Humor Buff Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that playfully poke fun at the end of the world. Great for fans of wit and inventive survival humor.
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
"It's the dawn of a new era"
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
Apocalypse Research Center
'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"
Tuesday, 2022
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
Pranking Zombies
'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'
End Of The World - Business Edition
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'
The Future
Doomsday marketing
When a nanosecond is forever.
New York Gondolier
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
End of world nigh!!!
doom.com
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