Apocalyptic Humor Lover Pillows

'Put it on my tab.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Office zombie.

Tuesday, 2022

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

How to survive the coming crash.

The Future

Meet Thy Doom

New York Gondolier

When a nanosecond is forever.

End of world nigh!!!

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