Apocalyptic Humor Lover Pillows

'Put it on my tab.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Office zombie.

Tuesday, 2022

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

The End is Near art gallery opening.

When a nanosecond is forever.

Meet Thy Doom

End of world nigh!!!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

New York Gondolier

The Future

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

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