Apocalypse Humor Fan Gifts

Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".

The Post Non-Apocalypse G.P.S.: Re-Calculating.

'Aughhh! It's the wrapture!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Time for bed, guys."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.