Apocalypse Aficionado Gifts

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

The end is near.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'

"Happy now, you jerk?"

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

The End Is Near

The Beginning is Near

'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Y2K

Doomsday Clock.

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

The End Of The Block Is Near

'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'

'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'

Forget it. It's too late.

'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'

The Grim Reaper is wearing a sandwich board: 'The end is here'.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

The End of the World is Nigh - Four Horsmen of the Apocalypse - "How does he know? Did you tell him.."

I Told You So

The Election is Near

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

I Told You So.

The end is nearer than it appears

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

Pranking Zombies

"What's my motivation?"

"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."