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The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

The end is near.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'

"Happy now, you jerk?"

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

The End Is Near

The Beginning is Near

'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

I Told You So

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'

'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'

Y2K

The End Of The Block Is Near

"Power outages are fun because they feel like camping inside of social anarchy."

The End of the World is Nigh - Four Horsmen of the Apocalypse - "How does he know? Did you tell him.."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

The Grim Reaper is wearing a sandwich board: 'The end is here'.

Forget it. It's too late.

Doomsday Clock.

'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

A Deserted Desert Island

"I'll never forgive the Mayans for lying about 2012."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

A bunch of sharks swim towards a nuclear explosion.

Tuesday, 2022

"What's my motivation?"

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

I Told You So.

In the Future