Apocalypse Enthusiast T-Shirts

Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.

The End is Nighish

The world coming to an end

The End is Near

The End of the World

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

The end is near.

"I see they've cut interest rates again."

The world is coming to an end again.

"And then one day the grid went down and never came back up."

'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'

Spam - best before end of world.

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'If only I knew when! What a unique event-sponsorship opportunity.'

'Noooooooooo!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Can you be more specific?"

How to Profit From Armageddon.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

(The world is coming to an end)

End Time Bookstore: "No Credit"

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

'A 'Horseman of the Apocalypse' or not, my motto is 'safety first'!'

World ends in 2012?

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

The world will end tomorrow!

"You took your time!"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

More Useful Doomsayers

"Actually, I will have fries with that."