Apocalypse Lover Gifts

Mr. Science Times

Chicken at the door to the Slaughter Room with a sign reading 'The End Is Near'.

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Movies vs. Films

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Monster Clown

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Pranking Zombies

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier