Apocalypse Appreciator Pillows

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

"It's the end of civilization, true. But the television is superb."

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"You've changed."

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

Doomsday marketing