Armageddon Appreciator Pillows

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Optimist

Punk Reindeer

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Just junk mail."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Mr Meier calendar

2012,end of the world advice.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"I'm stepping out of line!"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Post future today

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

The end of the world is nigh.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."