Armageddon Admirer Pillows

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Post future today

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Optimist

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Apocalypse Research Center

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Life and Death

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Football

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Fish Boarding

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Air Dentistry

'He has really taken to the training.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Left Behind

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."