Post-apocalyptic Admirer Pillows

"No physical is required."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Meet Thy Doom

New York Gondolier