Post-apocalyptic Admirer Pillows

"No physical is required."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Time for bed, guys."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Halloween Selfie

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Pranking Zombies

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier