Post-apocalyptic Enthusiast Pillows

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

After they sold the stairs

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Pranking Zombies

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

New York Gondolier

Meet Thy Doom