Post-apocalyptic Fan Pillows

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"But that was before the skunks came."

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'When I was your age we didn't have to make our own entertainment.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Monster Clown

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'There's an imposter among us!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Haunted museum

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."