Post-apocalyptic Fan Pillows

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"But that was before the skunks came."

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'When I was your age we didn't have to make our own entertainment.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Monster Clown

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Tuesday, 2022

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

Haunted museum