Post-apocalyptic Enthusiast Mugs

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

After they sold the stairs

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Time for bed, guys."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

Doomsday marketing

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier