Post-apocalypse Lover Pillows

"It'd be worse under a Labour government."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Monster Clown

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

New York Gondolier

End of world nigh!!!