Armageddon Appreciator Mugs

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Optimist

Punk Reindeer

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

"Just junk mail."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

2012,end of the world advice.

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

Mr Meier calendar

"I'm stepping out of line!"

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Post future today

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

The end of the world is nigh.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

',,,,,and make it snappy'