Armageddon Aficionado Mugs

Do not open until Armageddon.

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Dinosaur stating 'The end is nigh'

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

Newsflash: end of world in 60 seconds

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Optimist

Apocalypse Research Center

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Oedipus

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Napoleon marches off alone

Pranking Zombies

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

End of world nigh!!!

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