Armageddon Aficionado Mugs

Do not open until Armageddon.

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Dinosaur stating 'The end is nigh'

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

Newsflash: end of world in 60 seconds

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

Optimist

Apocalypse Research Center

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Oedipus

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Napoleon marches off alone

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

New York Gondolier