Doomsday Aficionado Mugs

"You took your time!"

The end is near

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Optimist

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Apocalypse Research Center

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

The End is Nigh

Tuesday, 2022

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

How to survive the coming crash.

Meet Thy Doom

End of world nigh!!!

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Doomsday marketing

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'