Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.
Doomsday Prediction Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for a mug that speaks to a doomsday prediction enthusiast? Our collection features witty and funny designs that make light of humanity's favorite preoccupations—perfect for caffeine-fueled end-of-the-world debates.
Apocalypse Research Center
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
Beware of the 4th quarter.
Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.
'We need to change our marketing strategy.'
Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
Hiker Followed By Paramedic
doom.com
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Doomsday marketing
When a nanosecond is forever.
'Took longer than I thought it would.'
An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"Don't sweat the huge stuff."
"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."
"Actually, I will have fries with that."
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
The End is Nigh
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse
I survived end of the world after party.
Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."
"The end of the world is nigh."
'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'
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