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Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

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Beware of the 4th quarter.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Doomsday marketing

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

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When a nanosecond is forever.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

I survived end of the world after party.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"The end of the world is nigh."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

The End is Nigh

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'