Doomsday Predictor Pillows

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'Would this affect the markets?'

'It's probably just a guess.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The end is nigh - Obit.

'Aw, nuts!'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

A self-filling prophecy.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

doom.com

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse