Doomsday Predictor Mugs

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'Would this affect the markets?'

'It's probably just a guess.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The end is nigh - Obit.

'Aw, nuts!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

doom.com

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

2017 glass half full

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'