Doomsday Planner Mugs

"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."

"Forget the comet! We're going to make a killing on end-of-the-word merchandise!"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Armageddon Investment Fund

'As far as we can project, barring some unexpected event, our fund should continue to yield about 35% per annum forever.'

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Zombie Fish

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

When a nanosecond is forever.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."